: Dude! Have you ever SEEN a freakin' lobster? Armor plating, little spiky bits
: everywhere, spines left and right, all glowing red like an old brick
: schoolhouse of doom, not to mention the claws! I mean, it's got huge...
: it'll.... JUST LOOK A THE BONES! That's the most foul, cruel and
: bad-tempered crustacean ye ever laid eyes on!
Oh, and apparently this one is gay. Apparently that's threatening to a lot of Americans.
"Oh, dear god, no! The lobster is threatening my masculinity! And... it's kinda gross, too."
I mean, lobsters are already gross, but GAY ones? The horror!
(To anyone with a broken sarcasm detector who may be offended by this post: Google I'm Feeling Lucky my full name "Forrest Cameranesi" for exactly how concerned with my masculinity I am. Caution: graphic depictions of fishnets and other paraphernalia).
