: Alright, you wussy, puny Marafuckers! It's time to have a play with all the
: REAL FPS games! That's right! You can drop your wretched weapons and just
: plink everybody to death and ditch Marafuck, cuz' it's time to get down to
: the big boys!
: Now here are the REAL games: Wolfenstein
: DOOM
: Duke Nukem
: Quake
: Killing Time
: Unreal
Yeah, yeah, I know. You can't stand one second of Marathon because like Devon said, you don't want to think and you don't want to have nightmares about Durandal, because underneath it all, you're a bigot who really is distributing fps games someone off the street would like to buy and dissing Marathon due to the fact that you're really a spazeroid and a wimp who couldn't take down a Hewlett Packard Printer with a .12 calibre, highly loaded pea-shooter if your very life depended on the destruction of that mofo printer.