: I've heard the guy that invented E3 gets facial reconstructive surgery every
: three years. He was born in a mental institution and he sleeps only one
: hour an night.
I was once hanging out with some people in the hottub at my mom's apartment complex, and one of them was talking about some shitless guys he saw pumelling each other down by the docks, while a bunch of other people stood around and watched. While he finished off the story I slowly gave him a more and more scolding/angry/disapproving glare. When he finished he just looked back at me and said "What?", and everybody else looked at me like "what?" too.
"The first rule of Fight Club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
A brief pause.
The whole hottub breaks out in laughter.
Just thought I'd share :-)