"I bet you're wondering where that tradition came from, well, I'll tell you.
I don't know."
"It looks like you're going to hell before me. Would you put in a good word?"
Comedy is belittling serious things. Polotics is proclaiming trivial things.
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
>And on the subject of Infinite life...<
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever"--Miss Alabama'94
