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Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.
Posted By: HopperDate: 6/14/14 7:22 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny. (ukimalefu)

:: Everything changed with the arrival of the Traveler.
: Including physics?

Physics changed in several improbable ways. One of the most curious is now known as the Theory of Detail Relativity, where an object at a distance appears to lack features visible at close range. This phenomenon, detailed exhaustively by Dr. Frederic Popin, is measurably distinct from the observer's optical ability to resolve fine details, such that the object is visibly "replaced" as the observer approaches or recedes.

However, the biggest change the Traveler brought was to language. Nearly overnight, alternate (and strikingly different) rules for grammar, spelling, and verbal etiquette spread throughout a large fraction of the population. The standard greeting of "Hello, how are you today?" was supplanted by "im gunna pwn u n00b".

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Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.Dispatcher 6/12/14 4:33 a.m.
     Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.Hokuto 6/12/14 5:45 a.m.
           Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.ukimalefu 6/12/14 8:02 a.m.
                 Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.Hokuto 6/12/14 6:13 p.m.
                       Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.PerseusSpartacus 6/12/14 8:24 p.m.
                             Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.Forrest of B.org 6/12/14 11:49 p.m.
                                   Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.ukimalefu 6/12/14 11:54 p.m.
                                         Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.Craig Hardgrove 6/13/14 3:24 p.m.
                                               Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.ukimalefu 6/13/14 11:51 p.m.
                                                     Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.Hopper 6/14/14 7:22 a.m.
     Re: Jason Jones takes 7 minutes to talk Destiny.Simon Araque 6/13/14 5:57 a.m.

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