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Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...
Posted By: GodotDate: 7/26/13 2:38 a.m.

It was Sir Winston Churchill who described this level best when he wrote:


It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key.

Perhaps indeed. We'll get to the 'key' thing in a bit.


According to the Original Level Notes, this level doesn't exist.

According to ResEdit, this might have been Unpfhorgiven.

According to Jason Jones, this is where we deactivate the Pfhor reactor.

According to Durandal, why would you believe that lying sack of *expletive deleted* anyway.

According to Alexander Seropian, he was freaked out by... the egg.

According to Reginald Dujour, the egg was an incubation bubble.

According to Tuncer Deniz, all would be explained in the Official Strategy Guide.

According to Matt Soell, he was MOST definitely NOT The Bungie Webmaster.

According to Greg Kirkpatrick, he's the #1 Vid at Bungie.

According to the Security Officer, this is FUBAR. I Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...


FUBAR indeed. We'll get to the 'key' thing in a bit.


According to Phforte, this level is set to Rebellion.

According to Thomas Jefferson, a little rebellion now and then is a good thing.

According to the Nakh, well nobody remembers what they said.

According to the Drinniol, well nobody can understand what they say.

According to the S'pht, we're not rebelling poorly… honest.

According to Matt Soell, FOR PETE"S SAKE HAMISH, I AM NOT THE BUNGIE WEBMASTER !!!

According to Greg Kirkpatrick, he's STILL the #1 Vid at Bungie.

According to David Bowie, your face is a mess, so wipe the Wasp goo off.

According to the Security Officer, this level's a mess. I Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...


Mess indeed. We'll get to the 'key' thing in a bit.


According to Phforte, this level is also set to Repair.

According to Bob (the Builder), Can We Fix It?

According to Barack Obama, Yes We Can.

According to Hamish, no it's in the original game, it's canon.

According to the Security Officer, GET ME OUTTA HERE.

According to Treellama, I though this was a beta test?

According to Hopper, ***slaps Hamish on back of head***

According to Perseus, why was Winston Churchill playing Marathon?


Oh… and about the 'key' thing.

Well if you don't have the 'key' you can find yourself stuck on this level with no way off. Suicide trap baby. Case of beer anyone?

Cheers
Hamish

P.S. This level is a mess, but that's how it was made.

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Replies:

Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...Godot 7/26/13 2:38 a.m.
     Re: Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...Dr. John Sumner 7/26/13 3:13 a.m.
           Re: Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...Godot 7/26/13 3:51 a.m.
                 Re: Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...Dr. John Sumner 7/26/13 7:03 a.m.
                       Re: Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...Godot 7/26/13 7:10 a.m.
     Re: Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...Godot 7/26/13 7:58 a.m.
     Re: Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...PerseusSpartacus 7/26/13 12:14 p.m.
           Re: Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...Godot 7/26/13 12:35 p.m.
           Re: Beta 2 test: Ain't Got Time Pfhor This...Hokuto 7/27/13 1:57 a.m.

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