: Who said you could use me in your strange story??
If you didn't like my first one, here's a better one for you:
RyokoTK: Do you ever wonder why we're here?
W'rkncacnter: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it - why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God, watching everything? I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
RyokoTK: What? I mean why are we here, on this forum?
W'rkncacnter: Oh... uh... yeah.
RyokoTK: And what was all that stuff about God?
W'rkncacnter: Uh... hm, nothing.
RyokoTK: You wanna talk about it?
RyokoTK: You sure?
RyokoTK: Seriously though, why are we on here? As far as I can tell, it's just a black page with yellow text on it, no images at all.
W'rkncacnter: Yeah, exactly.
RyokoTK: The only reason we have a game forum over there is because they have a story forum over here - and the only reason they have a story forum over here is because we have a game forum over there.
W'rkncacnter: Well yeah, that's because they complement each-other.
RyokoTK: No, but I mean, if we were to give them our forum, and they were to merge the two, they would have one Marathon forum in the middle of the internet. Whoop-dee-doo.
W'rkncacnter: What's up with that, anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Durandal starts talking to me, and I'm stuck on a story forum, reading a bunch of crazy theories.
Hope you enjoyed that brief distraction. And now for something completely different.