Driving past Burger King tonight, I saw a special listed on the movable letter sign: HOPPER JRS 2 FOR $3. Recalling the four singles I had left in my wallet, I thought to myself, wow, that could come in handy! One could be writing a junior Pathways into Darkness web page, while the other could fix some junior clipping bugs. So, I made a detour into the drive thru.
Unfortunately I was informed they were unable to honor their offer! Not in those exact words, of course. Use your imagination.
I drove back around with the intent of taking a picture with my cell phone camera, in case a false advertising claim was in order. To my surprise, someone had already attached an upside down M in front of the word HOPPERS. Alas!