Merry Chri7mas Marathoners! I've been waiting to use this and now I can! :D
The Twelve Days of Marathon Christmas
On the first day of Christmas Bungie gave to us:
Twelve Durandals bossing,
Eleven Troopers firing,
Ten grenades a-hoping,
Nine Hasturs Forging,
Eight magnum bullets,
Seven sevens sevening,
Six Tics a-laying,
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrple Poweruuuuups!
Four dead Pfhor,
Three grendel beasts,
Two circuit chips,
And a grenade launched into BoB's face.
Found this one day at The Battle Cat's Marathon page in related humor. Quiet funny.