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	Re: The Raven
	Posted By: Doomguy	Date: 5/28/09 5:37 p.m.
	In Response To: Re: The Raven (Forrest of B.org) : Deep into my pocket reaching : Thinking of security breaching : Dreaming dreams of life on Mars I lived 300 years before. : Pulling out a spanker, goading : With a missle I was loading : Taking aim upon a slaver, god forsaken, ugly Pfhor. : Reading text from Durandal, peering : A computer's face is sneering : Who I am is all I'm hearing : I wanted to pull the chord. : All've a sudden there came a tapping : By a fist that's gently rapping, : Rapping, tapping, tapping, rapping : Loud upon my shuttle door. : As I opened the large door : I was greeted by a being : Dumber than a cow, I swore. : Long it stood there, blocking passage : Standing, staring, bearing message : As it managed "Frog blast the vent core!" : I'm a CYBORG, not a magician! : What was this civillians mission? : Standing there in one position. : Quoth the human, "Frog blast the vent core!" : Bent on rage, unholy feeling. : Shoot to kill, to fire when kneeling, : No, a crouch is to much for the Bungie engine to endore. : Croaked the green bob, "Frog blast the vent core!" : A spanker missle to blow apart man : How I wished to kill Doug Zartman : To loose all heart and side with the decrepid Pfhor : Pleaded Bob, "Frog blast the vent core!" : Now this phrase was mind corrupting : And my mission interupting : Fantasies of shooting Bob onto the wretched starship's floor. : Quoth the target, "Frog blast the vent core!" : As I lift my Zeus-Class, trembling : Bob just went about his mumbling : Along came an unsuspecting soldier of the legion Pfhor. : Spoke the moron, "Blast the core!" : Now I raised my Mega Pistol : Tears in Bob's eyes, clear as crystal : Glowing from the rod of Pfhor : Quoth our victim, "Blast the core!" : As a shot a hit colided : With a bang was co-insided : The evil phrase is all we hear.... : "OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!" : by Ben Wigler, ye olde schoole Marathonor frome times longe past : ( more by Ben ) Wow thanks Forest man. That made my day :D

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	The Raven	Doomguy	5/28/09 7:49 a.m.
	Re: The Raven	Forrest of B.org	5/28/09 3:03 p.m.
	Re: The Raven	Doomguy	5/28/09 5:37 p.m.
	MARARTHON NEVERM∨ *NM*	ray	5/28/09 8:57 p.m.
	eromreverof nohtaram *NM*	Callie21V	5/30/09 4:55 a.m.

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