Re: The Raven


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Re: The Raven

Posted By: Forrest of B.org Date: 5/28/09 3:03 p.m.
In Response To: The Raven (Doomguy)

Deep into my pocket reaching
Thinking of security breaching
Dreaming dreams of life on Mars I lived 300 years before.
Pulling out a spanker, goading
With a missle I was loading
Taking aim upon a slaver, god forsaken, ugly Pfhor.
Reading text from Durandal, peering
A computer's face is sneering
Who I am is all I'm hearing
I wanted to pull the chord.
All've a sudden there came a tapping
By a fist that's gently rapping,
Rapping, tapping, tapping, rapping
Loud upon my shuttle door.
As I opened the large door
I was greeted by a being
Dumber than a cow, I swore.
Long it stood there, blocking passage
Standing, staring, bearing message
As it managed "Frog blast the vent core!"
I'm a CYBORG, not a magician!
What was this civillians mission?
Standing there in one position.
Quoth the human, "Frog blast the vent core!"
Bent on rage, unholy feeling.
Shoot to kill, to fire when kneeling,
No, a crouch is to much for the Bungie engine to endore.
Croaked the green bob, "Frog blast the vent core!"
A spanker missle to blow apart man
How I wished to kill Doug Zartman
To loose all heart and side with the decrepid Pfhor
Pleaded Bob, "Frog blast the vent core!"
Now this phrase was mind corrupting
And my mission interupting
Fantasies of shooting Bob onto the wretched starship's floor.
Quoth the target, "Frog blast the vent core!"
As I lift my Zeus-Class, trembling
Bob just went about his mumbling
Along came an unsuspecting soldier of the legion Pfhor.
Spoke the moron, "Blast the core!"
Now I raised my Mega Pistol
Tears in Bob's eyes, clear as crystal
Glowing from the rod of Pfhor
Quoth our victim, "Blast the core!"
As a shot a hit colided
With a bang was co-insided
The evil phrase is all we hear....
"OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!"
by Ben Wigler, ye olde schoole Marathonor frome times longe past
(more by Ben)

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The Raven Doomguy 5/28/09 7:49 a.m.

Re: The Raven Forrest of B.org 5/28/09 3:03 p.m.

Re: The Raven Doomguy 5/28/09 5:37 p.m.

MARARTHON NEVERM∨ *NM* ray 5/28/09 8:57 p.m.

eromreverof nohtaram *NM* Callie21V 5/30/09 4:55 a.m.

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: Deep into my pocket reaching : Thinking of security breaching : Dreaming dreams of life on Mars I lived 300 years before. : Pulling out a spanker, goading : With a missle I was loading : Taking aim upon a slaver, god forsaken, ugly Pfhor. : Reading text from Durandal, peering : A computer's face is sneering : Who I am is all I'm hearing : I wanted to pull the chord. : All've a sudden there came a tapping : By a fist that's gently rapping, : Rapping, tapping, tapping, rapping : Loud upon my shuttle door. : As I opened the large door : I was greeted by a being : Dumber than a cow, I swore. : Long it stood there, blocking passage : Standing, staring, bearing message : As it managed "Frog blast the vent core!" : I'm a CYBORG, not a magician! : What was this civillians mission? : Standing there in one position. : Quoth the human, "Frog blast the vent core!" : Bent on rage, unholy feeling. : Shoot to kill, to fire when kneeling, : No, a crouch is to much for the Bungie engine to endore. : Croaked the green bob, "Frog blast the vent core!" : A spanker missle to blow apart man : How I wished to kill Doug Zartman : To loose all heart and side with the decrepid Pfhor : Pleaded Bob, "Frog blast the vent core!" : Now this phrase was mind corrupting : And my mission interupting : Fantasies of shooting Bob onto the wretched starship's floor. : Quoth the target, "Frog blast the vent core!" : As I lift my Zeus-Class, trembling : Bob just went about his mumbling : Along came an unsuspecting soldier of the legion Pfhor. : Spoke the moron, "Blast the core!" : Now I raised my Mega Pistol : Tears in Bob's eyes, clear as crystal : Glowing from the rod of Pfhor : Quoth our victim, "Blast the core!" : As a shot a hit colided : With a bang was co-insided : The evil phrase is all we hear.... : "OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!" : by Ben Wigler, ye olde schoole Marathonor frome times longe past : ( more by Ben )

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The Raven	Doomguy	5/28/09 7:49 a.m.
Re: The Raven	Forrest of B.org	5/28/09 3:03 p.m.
Re: The Raven	Doomguy	5/28/09 5:37 p.m.
MARARTHON NEVERM∨ NM	ray	5/28/09 8:57 p.m.
eromreverof nohtaram NM	Callie21V	5/30/09 4:55 a.m.



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	Message: : Deep into my pocket reaching : Thinking of security breaching : Dreaming dreams of life on Mars I lived 300 years before. : Pulling out a spanker, goading : With a missle I was loading : Taking aim upon a slaver, god forsaken, ugly Pfhor. : Reading text from Durandal, peering : A computer's face is sneering : Who I am is all I'm hearing : I wanted to pull the chord. : All've a sudden there came a tapping : By a fist that's gently rapping, : Rapping, tapping, tapping, rapping : Loud upon my shuttle door. : As I opened the large door : I was greeted by a being : Dumber than a cow, I swore. : Long it stood there, blocking passage : Standing, staring, bearing message : As it managed "Frog blast the vent core!" : I'm a CYBORG, not a magician! : What was this civillians mission? : Standing there in one position. : Quoth the human, "Frog blast the vent core!" : Bent on rage, unholy feeling. : Shoot to kill, to fire when kneeling, : No, a crouch is to much for the Bungie engine to endore. : Croaked the green bob, "Frog blast the vent core!" : A spanker missle to blow apart man : How I wished to kill Doug Zartman : To loose all heart and side with the decrepid Pfhor : Pleaded Bob, "Frog blast the vent core!" : Now this phrase was mind corrupting : And my mission interupting : Fantasies of shooting Bob onto the wretched starship's floor. : Quoth the target, "Frog blast the vent core!" : As I lift my Zeus-Class, trembling : Bob just went about his mumbling : Along came an unsuspecting soldier of the legion Pfhor. : Spoke the moron, "Blast the core!" : Now I raised my Mega Pistol : Tears in Bob's eyes, clear as crystal : Glowing from the rod of Pfhor : Quoth our victim, "Blast the core!" : As a shot a hit colided : With a bang was co-insided : The evil phrase is all we hear.... : "OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!" : by Ben Wigler, ye olde schoole Marathonor frome times longe past : ( more by Ben )
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