In Response To: Re: What happend to Reginald Dujour? (sgel)
I'm glad you pointed that out because there is a website devoted too people from Chicago with fake french accents by some guy in Scottlande or someplace. They say he's really crazy 'cuz his wife went into labor the day Bungie fired Reginald Dujour an she wouldn't let him tell everybody he was God's gift to the graphics world so when they got home from teh hospital he cut her up and buried her in teh yard and then ate his own baby with some chips, oh delicious chips. So they caught him but he managed to steal a bit of ass and smuggled it into prison with him and the other convicts tried to take it away from him in the shower so he cut them up and ate them 2, in fact he went on a rampage and ate all th prison guards with some chips, oh delicious chips. And then he sat down at teh warden's desk and tried to find work only stopping when he had to pee in a potted plant in th corner of the room. After he posted a rant about Reginald Dujour on the Marathon's Story Forum he found teh prison surrounded by teh Army and there was a guy on a bullhorn named Dr. Quartermass who was telling him 2 put down the fork and come out with his hands up. But he managed to escape through teh sewers and they couldn't catch him but they found his bag of chips, oh delicious chips. They say he's still hiding to this day in th mountains of Scotchland, th Alpes, updating his website with a bitter sense of loss every day. They also say of your are backpacking in the Alpes that you'd better not carry any chips, oh delicious chips. They say they'll never catch him too because there are laws that protect mountain people and the police are scared too go up there. But he has 2 come 2 a city once a month on teh seventh day and he breaks into a house that has a computer and obsessively searches for references to Reginald Dujour and he eats anyone at home with chips, oh delicious chips. So the police are hoping 2 catch him when he goes to the city but so far he's eaten over 7 people and 2,401 bags of chips, oh delicious chips so it seems like there is no stopping him. You may think I'm making all this up but it's the truth and I know it cause I asked my friend who works at a State Mental Hospital and she said it's true so it is.