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Re: Fungal Zombies
Posted By: Vid BoiDate: 9/29/05 11:27 p.m.

In Response To: Re: Fungal Zombies (Forrest of B.org)

: They dropped the concept because it made no sense that the hyper-intelligent
: S'pht Olders would engineer something that would make their enemies into
: nigh-unstoppable undead monsters instead of just KILLING THEM

Day 7 of emergency S'pht high command brainstorming assembly


B'LEH: "So, shovel bashing proposition also stricken, on account of we don't have arms. Does anyone else have any ideas?"

F'DJRK: "I say we sit around and hope for some crazy computer with a near-indestructible ass-whooping cyborg sidekick to come by and save us. Come on, it's gotta happen, sooner or later."

B'LEH: "Pshyeah, that's gonna happen. And then the S'pht'Kr are going to come back, too." ::rolls eyes::

D'OH: "But what if we engineer an advanced biological weapon!? A virus that spreads like a fire through the enemy's legions, infecting everyone!!"

B'LEH: "Hmm. I like the idea. What would this virus do?"

D'OH: "Well, gentlemen! We have the technology. We have the capability to make them better than they were before. Better, stronger, faster! And taller! Even their staffs will swell up! The world's first un-bionic super warrior! And best of all: they would be indestructible!"

B'LEH: "..."

K'ZOO: "..."

F'DJRK: "..."

M'MMF: "..."

G'OBBL: "..."

B'TT: "Hnuhnhunhh... you said 'their staffs will swell up'..."

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