B'LEH: "So, shovel bashing proposition also stricken, on account of we don't have arms. Does anyone else have any ideas?"
F'DJRK: "I say we sit around and hope for some crazy computer with a near-indestructible ass-whooping cyborg sidekick to come by and save us. Come on, it's gotta happen, sooner or later."
B'LEH: "Pshyeah, that's gonna happen. And then the S'pht'Kr are going to come back, too." ::rolls eyes::
D'OH: "But what if we engineer an advanced biological weapon!? A virus that spreads like a fire through the enemy's legions, infecting everyone!!"
B'LEH: "Hmm. I like the idea. What would this virus do?"
D'OH: "Well, gentlemen! We have the technology. We have the capability to make them better than they were before. Better, stronger, faster! And taller! Even their staffs will swell up! The world's first un-bionic super warrior! And best of all: they would be indestructible!"
B'LEH: "..."
K'ZOO: "..."
F'DJRK: "..."
M'MMF: "..."
G'OBBL: "..."
B'TT: "Hnuhnhunhh... you said 'their staffs will swell up'..."