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LEELA: The Kinks were at Tau Ceti
Posted By: Wejam the CarterDate: 9/5/05 8:56 p.m.

LEELA
(Sung to the tune of "Lola")

I met her in a hall down in Marathon
Where you spill yellow blood and it smells just like Gorganzola Z-O-L-A zola
I walked up to her screen and she asked me to fight
I asked her her name and in bright green type she said Leela, L-E-E-L-A Leela
lee-lee lee-lee Leela

Well, I might be the worlds most physical guy
So I killed a buncha wierdos with three red eyes for my Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela
Well I'm not dumb but I can't comprehend
why they walk like an ostrich and fight like women, but again there's still Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela
Lee-lee lee-lee Leela

Well I got an MA and I faught all night with the help of her electronic incite
But I was kidnapped by Durandal and he said to me
he said "From now on you're gonna work for me."

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked at his screen I said where in gods name is Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela
Lee-lee lee-lee Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela

He said "I needed to be free, got tired of opening doors, so I called the Pfhor,
I brought us all to our knees, then I looked to the S'pht and they at me.

…And thats the way that i want it to stay
It's a shame that things had to end this way for dear Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela"
It seems the Pfhor would be coming if we win or lose
so we stole their ship and we took a cruise without Leela Lee-lee lee-lee Leela

Well we left Tau Ceti just three months before, the entire system got sacked by the Pfhor.
Durandal just smiled and put a gun in my hand
He said don't worry dear boy I still got a plan.

Well I might be the worlds most couragous man,
But I know what I am, and I'm really glad I'm not Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela, It must suck to be Leela, Lee-lee lee-lee Leela.

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LEELA: The Kinks were at Tau CetiWejam the Carter 9/5/05 8:56 p.m.
     You really got me! you really got me goin'... *NM*ukimalefu 9/5/05 9:41 p.m.
     *Much clapping* *NM*Bob-B-Q 9/6/05 4:32 a.m.
     LOL! awesome! *NM*Johannes Gunnar 9/6/05 5:26 a.m.
     Re: LEELA: The Kinks were at Tau CetiTDJ 9/6/05 8:42 a.m.
           Re: LEELA: The Kinks were at Tau CetiWejam the Carter 9/6/05 10:14 a.m.
                 Re: LEELA: The Kinks were at Tau CetiMark Evans 9/6/05 1:39 p.m.
                       Re: LEELA: The Kinks were at Tau CetiOri 9/6/05 8:40 p.m.
                             Re: LEELA: The Kinks were at Tau CetiAndromeda_5[Kilo] 9/8/05 3:33 a.m.
                 Re: LEELA: The Kinks were at Tau CetiCallie21V 9/18/05 1:26 p.m.

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