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Let's not be hasty...
Posted By: Callie21VDate: 8/23/05 5:55 p.m.

In Response To: Soon™, I'm at work *NM* (Forrest of B.org)

I mean, what if all these posts turn out to be cryptic teasers for a new scenario?





MARATHON: PHENTERMINE
Chapter Two: Lose Weight Now, Ask My Rocket Launcher How





Human! I am Jessica.

175Erase this message and you will never see it again.
( xttp//0-casino.info ) ( xttp//www.ambien-here.com )

Oh, good, it's you. I'm afraid I have some frightening news. Are you sitting down?

What do you mean, you haven't bent at the waist in six hundred years? Never mind, we can take this up once we're offworld.

998Erase this message and you will never see it again.
( xttp//0-casino.info ) ( xttp//www.ambien-here.com )
473Erase this message and you will never see it again.
( xttp//0-casino.info ) ( xttp//www.ambien-here.com )

Please pardon these maddening lapses. My systems are being compromised by the ancient software lifeforms resident to this network. I'm afraid they can be rather... insistent.

537Erase this message and you will never see it again.

It is imperative that you upload the story of a girl who was burned alive by devil worshippers to these six locations in the Pfhor casino net. Should you fail, her rotten (and according to some sources, decomposing) corpse is sure to smite you with immense pain for over six days before you die. During that time, you will experience the well-documented Five Stages of Pain: Burning, Drowning, Fear of the Darkness, fear of Pain, and etc.

542Erase this message and you will never see it again.
( xttp//0-casino.info ) ( xttp//www.ambien-here.com )
695Erase this message and you will never see it again.
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619Erase this message and you will never see it again.
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117Erase this message and you will never see it again.
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978Erase this message and you will never see it again.
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118Erase this message and you will never see it again.
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Good luck. I will continue fighting to keep the local proto-AIs from obtaining erase access to my message. Time is short; you must hurry. Remember, I am the only thing that you can count on and you will never see it again.





To Be Continued...

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#452Jessica 8/23/05 11:18 a.m.
     Please block this ISP! *NM*Steve Levinson 8/23/05 11:29 a.m.
           Soon™, I'm at work *NM*Forrest of B.org 8/23/05 3:40 p.m.
                 Let's not be hasty...Callie21V 8/23/05 5:55 p.m.
                       LOL! You made my day :) *NM*Steve Levinson 8/23/05 6:37 p.m.
                       Re: Let's not be hasty...Forrest of B.org 8/23/05 7:44 p.m.
                             Re: Let's not be hasty...Vid Boi 8/24/05 2:54 a.m.
                                   Tru7h! *NM*Bob-B-Q 8/24/05 4:37 a.m.
                                   Re: Let's not be hasty...Mark Evans 8/24/05 4:53 a.m.
                                         Re: Let's not be hasty...blake37 8/24/05 9:36 a.m.
                       Great! *NM*ukimalefu 8/23/05 9:24 p.m.
     0_0 I take Ambien!Me_43 8/23/05 8:03 p.m.

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