He also plays some wicked electric guitar. Really, man, you should see it. He's like "DA NA DA NA DA NA DA NA" and "WHEE WHEE WHEE WWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!" Really man, it's awesome, he's always like........yeah.....oh, and he always goes, "To the EXTREME!"
..........................yeah......................and he does that thing.....you know, where they like smash the....guitar thing.............after the song......sometimes he does it in the middle, though, and he tries to make it look like the end of the song, but I think its cuz....y'know, he's forgotten the rest of the song or somethin'..........yeah, so, I'm gonna go now....................
: Okay...
: [crap]
: His name is John-117 and he's part of a group of 75 who were selected as
: six-year-olds for their genetic makeup, kidnapped from their families,
: genetically and cybernetically enhanced, and trained by Chief Petty
: Officer Mendez, the best drill instructor in the UNSC armed forces.
: The whole "Master Chief" thing is John's rank: Master Chief Petty
: Officer. He's the leader of the bunch, with his #2, Fred-104, being a
: Senior Chief Petty Officer.
: And no, the SPARTAN IIs do not have social lives. The closest thing John-117
: has to a friend is his tactical assistant, the AI named Cortana.
: [/crap]
: (Apologies to all my fellow Marathoners)
