: Yeah, we've been locked out of the whole community... We don't know what Halo
: is, we call Claude "Claude", and when the others say "wow,
: this was in Marathon" we say "wow, this is in Halo?"
: Matt was our only link to the outside world. We are a prisoner locked up in a
: tower, and we are so secret that nobody knows of our existance except for
: the guard who comes to give us our food - and now he's gone and died,
: without telling anyone about us. We're stuck here forever!!
::Taking pity, the Battle Cat unlocks the tower door and walks to the story fory cell bars holding a wooden bucket by the top and bottom rim::
FEEDING TIME YOU SPOOKS!!!
::The Battle Cat hurls the fetid slop in the bucket through the cell bars, scratches his ass, sniffs his fingers, then exits locking the tower door behind him::
Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat