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Breach Secrets Revealed
Posted By: poena.dare #CP# <hbof@mlcsmith.removethis.com>Date: 1/28/03 10:03 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Sherlock Tortie I presume.............. (Matt)

Sorry Matt, I have to spill the beans.

Using my network of far reaching contacts throughout the gaming industry I was able to locate an old time source of mine which I will call Deep Trow. DT and I go back to a long time ago when he helped me expose some previous Bungie shenanigans.

According to DT, who was able to sexually compromise a member of Lee Wilson's staff, the Breach project is a Halo 2 insiped short promotional film using Jason Jones, Matt Soell, Martin O'Donnell, and other Bungie irregulars. Here is a copy of the credits from the film:

Breach: The Delivery
Directed by Joseph Staten

Jason Jones ... The Master Chief
Matt Soell ... Midwife First Class Toonces
Martin O'Donnell ... Dr. Raymond Smarmy
Joseph Staten ... Grunt Baby
Chris Carney ... Nurse #1
David Dunn ... Nurse #2

Steve Abeyta ... Key Grip
Paul Clift ... Best Boy
Adam Crockett ... Gaffer

Music and Sound ... Martin O'Donnell

Unfortunately, I couldn't get a copy of the storyboards, but I have transcribed some plot notes that were surreptitiously acquired.

"Breach" Treatment 5/12/2002

MC [Master Chief] (Jason [Jones]) is captured by the Cov[enant] after escaping Halo.
He is torturrd [sic] and some unknown medical expriments [sic] are performed on him.
Do this all ala cutscene... artsy... no closeups... blurry...
Add Jason voiceover as he recounts what happened and the escape.

Pan out from MC/Jason's eye and he finsihes [sic] story.
Doctor (Marty [O'Donnell]) examines X-Rays of MC. Says something has been implanted in MC. Cannot be removed without killing him.
MC shakes head sadly.

Cross fade and montage to indicate time passing aboard ship bound to Earth.
MC's belly keeps getting bigger.
Doctor patting MC on back.
Crewman giving MC strange looks.
MC fitted for marernity [sic] version of Mojinor armor.

Cross fade to pregant MC fighting some Cov.
Kills all Cov, takes off helmet, looks bad, puffing.
Returns to ship says he wants pickles and ice cream.

Delivery date arrives. MC in ship's medical bay, his legs up in the sturrips. [Sic]
Midwife (Matt [Soell]) complains bitterly because MC cannot have 'natural' childbirth. Doctor dismisses him.
Doctor tells MC he must have a C-section to deliver the baby.
Nurses hold down MC as Doctor performs emergency surgery.
MC belly is opened and Joseph [Staten] pops out in Grunt Baby costume.
Grunt Baby yells 'Mom!' And hugs MC.

Leave space for tie-in ala Courtship of Grunty's Father.

Lastly, I was able to acquire a test still:

I hope this will finally put all those other spurious rumors to rest!

Message Index



Replies:

More on the mysterious "BREACH"Chief Tortie 1/28/03 1:41 a.m.
     Re: More on the mysterious "BREACH"Matt 1/28/03 1:53 a.m.
           Re: More on the mysterious "BREACH"Chief Tortie 1/28/03 2:06 a.m.
           Re: More on the mysterious "BREACH"Louis Wu 1/28/03 3:51 a.m.
                 Sherlock Tortie I presume..............skavenger_s7 1/28/03 5:22 a.m.
                       Re: Sherlock Tortie I presume..............Matt 1/28/03 8:32 a.m.
                             Very coolMiguel Chavez 1/28/03 9:45 a.m.
                             Breach Secrets Revealedpoena.dare #CP# 1/28/03 10:03 a.m.
                                   That was brilliant. *NM*Shishka 1/28/03 11:02 a.m.
                                   Somebody should frame that. *NM*Red Loser 1/28/03 9:41 p.m.
                 Re: More on the mysterious "BREACH"Ghôlsbane 1/28/03 7:58 a.m.
                       Re: More on the mysterious "BREACH"HipboyScott 1/28/03 8:50 a.m.



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