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Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | |
Posted By: sclamons <sclamons@gmail.com> | Date: 3/12/11 10:46 p.m. |
In Response To: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... (ISitInA) Here's a transcript of an email between Hive and myself, which gives a little more information about Hive, its location, and some trivia on the Theseus: *******************************************
I've been worried about you. Your performance of late has been rather... erratic. I want to make sure all of my crew is in tip-top shape, and I hope you'll be able to perform all of your duties. The tech monkeys in engineering won't give me a straight answer about one thing, Hive. Where is your core computing center housed? I've never quite understood whether you're housed entirely here on ship or if you reside somewhere back at ONI headquarters or what. Could you clarify that issue for me? ~Captain"
bzzt! My apologies for my behavior. The self-diagnostic means that I suffer from data lag. For a human, lag is simply a slow responses or inattentiveness. For an AI it disrupts our core systems, throwing us into disarray. It is akin to a mild form of epilepsy or autism. Where once we could speak as the data is processed we have to wait for it to arrive. This can lead to a backroll of data to be processed by a single stack, leading to even greater lag. This can cause disruption across the entire system, causing personality faults, calculation errors, and generally a miserable time for all. This is in addition to what you humans associate with lag from a computer. bzzt! I am located in 3-23-A, the most heavily shielded and secure portion of the ship. The next most secure location is the mess, followed by the cryo bays. The engineers in charge of maintaining the hardware I am connected to have always been protective of that. They fear that in an emergency crew may seek out my processing center as a safe haven, which would only make matters worse. bzzt! That and it can get pretty hot in here. Captain Sinclair used to have to chew people out for stripping whenever they had to shut off my coolant system for maintenance for just a few minutes. There was a video sharing ring by the male crew, and the then head of my engineers would only assign female crew members to do anything with the cooling system in my core. Last I checked, he is still currently in prison following his court martial once the video ring was discovered.
*********************************************** So we have confirmation that Hive's lag is entirely internal, not due to any kind of communication difficulties. We also know that Hive is well protected, physically, and we have the name of one of the Theseus's former captains.
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Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | ISitInA | 3/9/11 3:12 p.m. |
E21A9.6411A.7 | ISitInA | 3/9/11 3:13 p.m. |
...wat? *NM* | Hyokin | 3/9/11 3:54 p.m. |
What he said. *NM* | UnrealCh13f | 3/9/11 4:05 p.m. |
Re: What he said. | Gilver | 3/9/11 4:09 p.m. |
Re: What he said. | Louis Wu | 3/9/11 4:11 p.m. |
Consider my interest piqued | SonGoharotto | 3/9/11 4:32 p.m. |
Re: Agreed 7.5 million percent *NM* | Hedgemony | 3/9/11 5:12 p.m. |
Agreellionaire! *NM* | Beckx | 3/9/11 5:18 p.m. |
It's replies that this that need a like button *NM* | onebitrocket | 3/10/11 7:11 a.m. |
Hmm... | Quirel | 3/10/11 11:53 a.m. |
Agreemanjaro! *NM* | SonGoharotto | 3/10/11 7:37 p.m. |
Re: What he said. | Gilver | 3/9/11 5:40 p.m. |
My apologies | Hive | 3/9/11 4:16 p.m. |
Re: My apologies | ErrantVagrant | 3/9/11 6:27 p.m. |
I live to serve! | Hive | 3/9/11 6:42 p.m. |
That was nice. | ZackDark | 3/9/11 6:59 p.m. |
Re: That was nice. | Hive | 3/9/11 7:17 p.m. |
Re: That was nice. | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 7:42 p.m. |
UNSC Theseus | Hive | 3/9/11 7:50 p.m. |
About the Covenant | ZackDark | 3/9/11 9:28 p.m. |
Re: Status Inquiry | RD Carnage | 3/9/11 7:43 p.m. |
Re: Anomolies Inquiry | Hive | 3/9/11 7:57 p.m. |
Re: Anomolies Inquiry | GrimBrother One | 3/9/11 8:00 p.m. |
Re: Anomolies Inquiry | Hive | 3/9/11 8:10 p.m. |
Re: Anomolies Inquiry | GrimBrother One | 3/9/11 8:13 p.m. |
Committee of Minds for Security | Hive | 3/9/11 8:18 p.m. |
I find it interesting... | GrimBrother One | 3/9/11 7:58 p.m. |
Re: I find it interesting... | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 8:13 p.m. |
Re: I find it interesting... | GrimBrother One | 3/9/11 8:16 p.m. |
Man... | CyberKN | 3/9/11 7:58 p.m. |
Re: Bees... | Hive | 3/9/11 8:00 p.m. |
Try this, Hive: | Hyokin | 3/9/11 8:11 p.m. |
Re: Bees... | NartFOpc | 3/9/11 8:13 p.m. |
Re: Bees... | Hive | 3/9/11 8:20 p.m. |
Re: That was nice. | Apollo Quinn | 3/14/11 2:05 p.m. |
Re: That was nice. | The Loot | 3/14/11 6:21 p.m. |
ALERT! | Hive | 3/10/11 12:21 a.m. |
Re: ALERT! | NsU Soldier | 3/10/11 12:22 a.m. |
Status | sqorck | 3/10/11 12:28 a.m. |
Re: Status | jo | 3/10/11 1:01 a.m. |
Re: My apologies | ThePhoenixAeon | 3/9/11 8:03 p.m. |
Re: My apologies | arbitersaids | 3/9/11 8:12 p.m. |
Re: Covenant | Hive | 3/9/11 8:15 p.m. |
Re: Covenant | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 8:51 p.m. |
Re: Covenant | Hive | 3/9/11 8:56 p.m. |
Re: Covenant | Arithmomaniac | 3/9/11 9:15 p.m. |
An unofficial advisory warning | Hive | 3/9/11 9:34 p.m. |
Re: An unofficial advisory warning | Dielectric | 3/9/11 10:26 p.m. |
Re: An unofficial advisory warning | ISitInA | 3/9/11 10:55 p.m. |
Re: An unofficial advisory warning | Twitch | 3/10/11 12:16 a.m. |
Re: An unofficial advisory warning | ZackDark | 3/10/11 12:40 a.m. |
Re: An unofficial advisory warning | JPJ007 | 3/10/11 1:05 a.m. |
Re: An unofficial advisory warning | ThePhoenixAeon | 3/10/11 7:52 p.m. |
Re: An unofficial advisory warning | Time Glitch | 3/10/11 11:55 p.m. |
Only 43rd annual celebration? | ruwe_44 | 3/10/11 11:28 a.m. |
Re: Covenant | SonGoharotto | 3/10/11 7:52 p.m. |
Re: My apologies | thereIwasn't | 3/9/11 9:22 p.m. |
Re: E21A9.6411A.7 | Schooly D | 3/9/11 4:17 p.m. |
Re: E21A9.6411A.7 | caleb ex nihilo | 3/9/11 5:24 p.m. |
Re: E21A9.6411A.7 | Firemist | 3/9/11 5:54 p.m. |
Re: E21A9.6411A.7 | Hyokin | 3/9/11 7:09 p.m. |
DEFIANT ? | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 5:46 p.m. |
Re: DEFIANT ? | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 6:25 p.m. |
Re: E21A9.6411A.7 | Stephen L. (SoundEffect) | 3/9/11 6:10 p.m. |
I'm not going to lie... | padraig08 | 3/9/11 6:41 p.m. |
Good dialogue, if nothing else. *NM* | Duncan | 3/9/11 4:31 p.m. |
Notice the date 2612 ~60 years after the war... *NM* | ruwe_44 | 3/9/11 5:37 p.m. |
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | ChrisTheeCrappy | 3/9/11 6:12 p.m. |
Hmm, Lets see where this goes. *NM* | ElzarTheBam | 3/9/11 6:16 p.m. |
Isolated incident? | thereIwasn't | 3/9/11 8:33 p.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | arbitersaids | 3/9/11 8:38 p.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | thereIwasn't | 3/9/11 8:49 p.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 8:53 p.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | thereIwasn't | 3/9/11 8:59 p.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 9:02 p.m. |
Some Insight | grantix | 3/9/11 9:35 p.m. |
Re: Some Insight | thereIwasn't | 3/9/11 9:39 p.m. |
Re: Some Insight | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 9:53 p.m. |
Re: Some Insight | Harmanimus | 3/10/11 1:00 a.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | Decommissioner | 3/9/11 8:39 p.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | DEEP NNN | 3/9/11 8:45 p.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | thereIwasn't | 3/9/11 9:08 p.m. |
Re: Isolated incident? | Raigns | 3/9/11 10:56 p.m. |
I'll try.. *NM* | sqorck | 3/10/11 1:04 a.m. |
I got one back! | sqorck | 3/10/11 1:28 a.m. |
I just sent "Hello, Hive is this you?" *NM* | sqorck | 3/10/11 1:33 a.m. |
Another | sqorck | 3/10/11 1:43 a.m. |
Re: Another | Raigns | 3/10/11 2:32 p.m. |
Acronym? What? Don't think so... | Duncan | 3/10/11 7:52 a.m. |
Re: Acronym? What? Don't think so... | thereIwasn't | 3/10/11 9:35 a.m. |
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | LoneRanger 2.5 | 3/9/11 8:40 p.m. |
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | FyreWulff | 3/10/11 2:53 a.m. |
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | ThePhoenixAeon | 3/10/11 11:12 a.m. |
Sent Chair a direct email | Carver | 3/10/11 5:51 p.m. |
Re: Sent Chair a direct email | Carver | 3/10/11 6:12 p.m. |
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | sclamons | 3/12/11 11:36 a.m. |
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | sclamons | 3/12/11 10:46 p.m. |
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off... | Guywired | 3/16/11 9:41 a.m. |
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