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Re: That was nice.
Posted By: HiveDate: 3/9/11 7:17 p.m.

In Response To: That was nice. (ZackDark)


bzzt! Is this a test? Have I done something wrong?

BZZT! I am Hive, a Class C Long-Term Intermediary Artificial Intelligence assigned to the UNSC Theseus. Though referred to with male gender expressions, I am a gender-neutral AI, my avatar being that of the logo of the Spacebees. XO McAllister has written an informal guide to the Theseus that is handed out to all crew. It is suggested that you review the guide for helpful tips on interacting with me.

bzzt! XO McAllister has submitted two updates to the unofficial guide that is pending your approval, one of which is a slight alteration to the entry on myself. With everything that's going on, I'm not surprised you've forgotten. You should get more sleep, Captain.

BZZT! My duties include operation of all automated systems aboard the Theseus, recording events that you have marked as having parameters you find "interesting," monitoring our orbit around TB 182-D and the condition of the star FR-S 3287 (the "Michael Winslow," pending legal name change), informing appropriate staff of any anomalies observed in either procedure or status, the coordination of crew members on duty, and the operation of all automated construction systems. I am currently assisting the Marines brought out of cryo in order to investigate the incident on 03/03/2612 that resulted in the loss of two crew members, currently listed an accidental explosives incident, investigation pending verification. I am still engaged in repetitive ship's diagnostics which are undergoing manual verification, as per CN Raschad's suggestion, approved by yourself and XO McAllister. As well, I am monitoring the morale of the crew as best as I am able to within the confines of my programming, as per your request.


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Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...ISitInA 3/9/11 3:12 p.m.
     E21A9.6411A.7ISitInA 3/9/11 3:13 p.m.
           ...wat? *NM*Hyokin 3/9/11 3:54 p.m.
                 What he said. *NM*UnrealCh13f 3/9/11 4:05 p.m.
                       Re: What he said.Gilver 3/9/11 4:09 p.m.
                             Re: What he said.Louis Wu 3/9/11 4:11 p.m.
                                   Consider my interest piquedSonGoharotto 3/9/11 4:32 p.m.
                                         Re: Agreed 7.5 million percent *NM*Hedgemony 3/9/11 5:12 p.m.
                                               Agreellionaire! *NM*Beckx 3/9/11 5:18 p.m.
                                         It's replies that this that need a like button *NM*onebitrocket 3/10/11 7:11 a.m.
                                         Hmm...Quirel 3/10/11 11:53 a.m.
                                               Agreemanjaro! *NM*SonGoharotto 3/10/11 7:37 p.m.
                                   Re: What he said.Gilver 3/9/11 5:40 p.m.
                             My apologiesHive 3/9/11 4:16 p.m.
                                   Re: My apologiesErrantVagrant 3/9/11 6:27 p.m.
                                         I live to serve!Hive 3/9/11 6:42 p.m.
                                               That was nice.ZackDark 3/9/11 6:59 p.m.
                                                     Re: That was nice.Hive 3/9/11 7:17 p.m.
                                                           Re: That was nice.DEEP NNN 3/9/11 7:42 p.m.
                                                                 UNSC TheseusHive 3/9/11 7:50 p.m.
                                                                       About the CovenantZackDark 3/9/11 9:28 p.m.
                                                           Re: Status InquiryRD Carnage 3/9/11 7:43 p.m.
                                                                 Re: Anomolies InquiryHive 3/9/11 7:57 p.m.
                                                                       Re: Anomolies InquiryGrimBrother One 3/9/11 8:00 p.m.
                                                                             Re: Anomolies InquiryHive 3/9/11 8:10 p.m.
                                                                                   Re: Anomolies InquiryGrimBrother One 3/9/11 8:13 p.m.
                                                                                         Committee of Minds for SecurityHive 3/9/11 8:18 p.m.
                                                                 I find it interesting...GrimBrother One 3/9/11 7:58 p.m.
                                                                       Re: I find it interesting...DEEP NNN 3/9/11 8:13 p.m.
                                                                             Re: I find it interesting...GrimBrother One 3/9/11 8:16 p.m.
                                                           Man...CyberKN 3/9/11 7:58 p.m.
                                                                 Re: Bees...Hive 3/9/11 8:00 p.m.
                                                                       Try this, Hive:Hyokin 3/9/11 8:11 p.m.
                                                                       Re: Bees...NartFOpc 3/9/11 8:13 p.m.
                                                                             Re: Bees...Hive 3/9/11 8:20 p.m.
                                                           Re: That was nice.Apollo Quinn 3/14/11 2:05 p.m.
                                                                 Re: That was nice.The Loot 3/14/11 6:21 p.m.
                                               ALERT!Hive 3/10/11 12:21 a.m.
                                                     Re: ALERT!NsU Soldier 3/10/11 12:22 a.m.
                                                     Statussqorck 3/10/11 12:28 a.m.
                                                           Re: Statusjo 3/10/11 1:01 a.m.
                                   Re: My apologiesThePhoenixAeon 3/9/11 8:03 p.m.
                                         Re: My apologiesarbitersaids 3/9/11 8:12 p.m.
                                         Re: CovenantHive 3/9/11 8:15 p.m.
                                               Re: CovenantDEEP NNN 3/9/11 8:51 p.m.
                                                     Re: CovenantHive 3/9/11 8:56 p.m.
                                               Re: CovenantArithmomaniac 3/9/11 9:15 p.m.
                                                     An unofficial advisory warningHive 3/9/11 9:34 p.m.
                                                           Re: An unofficial advisory warningDielectric 3/9/11 10:26 p.m.
                                                                 Re: An unofficial advisory warningISitInA 3/9/11 10:55 p.m.
                                                                       Re: An unofficial advisory warningTwitch 3/10/11 12:16 a.m.
                                                                             Re: An unofficial advisory warningZackDark 3/10/11 12:40 a.m.
                                                                       Re: An unofficial advisory warningJPJ007 3/10/11 1:05 a.m.
                                                           Re: An unofficial advisory warningThePhoenixAeon 3/10/11 7:52 p.m.
                                                           Re: An unofficial advisory warningTime Glitch 3/10/11 11:55 p.m.
                                               Only 43rd annual celebration?ruwe_44 3/10/11 11:28 a.m.
                                               Re: CovenantSonGoharotto 3/10/11 7:52 p.m.
                                   Re: My apologiesthereIwasn't 3/9/11 9:22 p.m.
           Re: E21A9.6411A.7Schooly D 3/9/11 4:17 p.m.
           Re: E21A9.6411A.7caleb ex nihilo 3/9/11 5:24 p.m.
                 Re: E21A9.6411A.7Firemist 3/9/11 5:54 p.m.
                       Re: E21A9.6411A.7Hyokin 3/9/11 7:09 p.m.
           DEFIANT ?DEEP NNN 3/9/11 5:46 p.m.
                 Re: DEFIANT ?DEEP NNN 3/9/11 6:25 p.m.
           Re: E21A9.6411A.7Stephen L. (SoundEffect) 3/9/11 6:10 p.m.
           I'm not going to lie...padraig08 3/9/11 6:41 p.m.
     Good dialogue, if nothing else. *NM*Duncan 3/9/11 4:31 p.m.
     Notice the date 2612 ~60 years after the war... *NM*ruwe_44 3/9/11 5:37 p.m.
     Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...ChrisTheeCrappy 3/9/11 6:12 p.m.
     Hmm, Lets see where this goes. *NM*ElzarTheBam 3/9/11 6:16 p.m.
     Isolated incident?thereIwasn't 3/9/11 8:33 p.m.
           Re: Isolated incident?arbitersaids 3/9/11 8:38 p.m.
                 Re: Isolated incident?thereIwasn't 3/9/11 8:49 p.m.
                       Re: Isolated incident?DEEP NNN 3/9/11 8:53 p.m.
                             Re: Isolated incident?thereIwasn't 3/9/11 8:59 p.m.
                                   Re: Isolated incident?DEEP NNN 3/9/11 9:02 p.m.
                                         Some Insightgrantix 3/9/11 9:35 p.m.
                                               Re: Some InsightthereIwasn't 3/9/11 9:39 p.m.
                                               Re: Some InsightDEEP NNN 3/9/11 9:53 p.m.
                                               Re: Some InsightHarmanimus 3/10/11 1:00 a.m.
           Re: Isolated incident?Decommissioner 3/9/11 8:39 p.m.
           Re: Isolated incident?DEEP NNN 3/9/11 8:45 p.m.
                 Re: Isolated incident?thereIwasn't 3/9/11 9:08 p.m.
                       Re: Isolated incident?Raigns 3/9/11 10:56 p.m.
                             I'll try.. *NM*sqorck 3/10/11 1:04 a.m.
                                   I got one back!sqorck 3/10/11 1:28 a.m.
                                         I just sent "Hello, Hive is this you?" *NM*sqorck 3/10/11 1:33 a.m.
                                               Anothersqorck 3/10/11 1:43 a.m.
                                                     Re: AnotherRaigns 3/10/11 2:32 p.m.
           Acronym? What? Don't think so...Duncan 3/10/11 7:52 a.m.
                 Re: Acronym? What? Don't think so...thereIwasn't 3/10/11 9:35 a.m.
     Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...LoneRanger 2.5 3/9/11 8:40 p.m.
     Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...FyreWulff 3/10/11 2:53 a.m.
     Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...ThePhoenixAeon 3/10/11 11:12 a.m.
           Sent Chair a direct emailCarver 3/10/11 5:51 p.m.
                 Re: Sent Chair a direct emailCarver 3/10/11 6:12 p.m.
     Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...sclamons 3/12/11 11:36 a.m.
     Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...sclamons 3/12/11 10:46 p.m.
     Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...Guywired 3/16/11 9:41 a.m.



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