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I live to serve!
Posted By: Hive	Date: 3/9/11 6:42 p.m.
In Response To: Re: My apologies (ErrantVagrant) BZZT! I have am nearing completion of reconstructing the audio of the preliminary investigation. Due to the possibility of there being more data that I have not extrapolated, I did not wish to upload it to your neural network until I was sure I had everything that could be recovered. Sadly, the audio itself is nearly incomprehensible, so I have composed a transcript of the conversation. BZZT! I took the liberty of applying your personal wordfilters, per your personal SOP. bzzt! Did you see what I did there? I said SOP instead of "standard operational protocol." Do you think XO McAllister will be pleased if I keep doing it? BZZT! Transcript follows! ************* LOG: 03/05/2612, 2117 SST WARNING: VIDEO CORRUPT WARNING: TELEMETRY DATA CORRUPT WARNING: AUDIO DATA CORRUPT PFC GALLEGOS, DANIEL CPL TEBOE, RANDALL AUDIO DATA RECONSTRUCTED 15% CHANCE OF ERROR Gallegos: (Unhappily) Some swabbie should be doing this. Teboe: And they don't have EOD training. You do. (Beat) Gallegos: You seeing any of this? Teboe: Video's still out. Must be some sort of interference. Gallegos: Well, it doesn't look like a bomb. The blast radius is all wrong. It's not centralized enough. I'd say fusion coil overloads, but there weren't any stored here. Teboe: Any indication at all? Gallegos: Gimmie a sec. (Pause, 344 seconds) Gallegos: (Curiously) I'd say that maybe packed into equipment, but some of the stuff that's blown can't hold a bomb. Maybe some sort of mass overload from the wireless system, but then the system itself should have shorted out before that much juice got pumped through the system. Teboe: You know what this means, don't you? (Pause, 1.8 seconds) I'll hunt down more EOD to defrost and you'll have to go through everything until-(Interrupted) Gallegos: Hold on! (Beat) Gallegos: I've got something here. A display that isn't destroyed. Teboe: Anything useful? Gallegos: The back of the pad's blown out, but it's the display itself that's... It's like there's words burned into it. Hold on, let me get into some better light. (Beat) Gallegos: Okay, um... This is hard to read, but... (Pause, 3.6 seconds) Gallegos: (Slowly) Name, Foxtrot, four-eight-four. Service number Oscar dash six-six-four dash eight-four dash two seven. Oscar dash India Victor. That supposed to be Oscar-four? Um, Golf one. Height, one niner six decimal niner niner centimeters slash two one one decimal two one centimeters. What the BLAM? What's that supposed-(Cut off) Teboe: (Thoughtfully) Wait, hold up. It has Oscar before the service number, then Oscar dash India Victor and Golf one after? Gallegos: Yeah. Teboe: All on the same line? Gallegos: (Cautiously) Yeah. Teboe: Bring that back, stat. We need to show it to the Captain. ************* Note by Hive: BZZT! PFC Gallegos proceeded out of the damaged section of the ship, ending this logging session. All data thereafter has been uploaded to your neural net. *************

Message Index

Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...	ISitInA	3/9/11 3:12 p.m.
E21A9.6411A.7	ISitInA	3/9/11 3:13 p.m.
...wat? *NM*	Hyokin	3/9/11 3:54 p.m.
What he said. *NM*	UnrealCh13f	3/9/11 4:05 p.m.
Re: What he said.	Gilver	3/9/11 4:09 p.m.
Re: What he said.	Louis Wu	3/9/11 4:11 p.m.
Consider my interest piqued	SonGoharotto	3/9/11 4:32 p.m.
Re: Agreed 7.5 million percent *NM*	Hedgemony	3/9/11 5:12 p.m.
Agreellionaire! *NM*	Beckx	3/9/11 5:18 p.m.
It's replies that this that need a like button *NM*	onebitrocket	3/10/11 7:11 a.m.
Hmm...	Quirel	3/10/11 11:53 a.m.
Agreemanjaro! *NM*	SonGoharotto	3/10/11 7:37 p.m.
Re: What he said.	Gilver	3/9/11 5:40 p.m.
My apologies	Hive	3/9/11 4:16 p.m.
Re: My apologies	ErrantVagrant	3/9/11 6:27 p.m.
I live to serve!	Hive	3/9/11 6:42 p.m.
That was nice.	ZackDark	3/9/11 6:59 p.m.
Re: That was nice.	Hive	3/9/11 7:17 p.m.
Re: That was nice.	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 7:42 p.m.
UNSC Theseus	Hive	3/9/11 7:50 p.m.
About the Covenant	ZackDark	3/9/11 9:28 p.m.
Re: Status Inquiry	RD Carnage	3/9/11 7:43 p.m.
Re: Anomolies Inquiry	Hive	3/9/11 7:57 p.m.
Re: Anomolies Inquiry	GrimBrother One	3/9/11 8:00 p.m.
Re: Anomolies Inquiry	Hive	3/9/11 8:10 p.m.
Re: Anomolies Inquiry	GrimBrother One	3/9/11 8:13 p.m.
Committee of Minds for Security	Hive	3/9/11 8:18 p.m.
I find it interesting...	GrimBrother One	3/9/11 7:58 p.m.
Re: I find it interesting...	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 8:13 p.m.
Re: I find it interesting...	GrimBrother One	3/9/11 8:16 p.m.
Man...	CyberKN	3/9/11 7:58 p.m.
Re: Bees...	Hive	3/9/11 8:00 p.m.
Try this, Hive:	Hyokin	3/9/11 8:11 p.m.
Re: Bees...	NartFOpc	3/9/11 8:13 p.m.
Re: Bees...	Hive	3/9/11 8:20 p.m.
Re: That was nice.	Apollo Quinn	3/14/11 2:05 p.m.
Re: That was nice.	The Loot	3/14/11 6:21 p.m.
ALERT!	Hive	3/10/11 12:21 a.m.
Re: ALERT!	NsU Soldier	3/10/11 12:22 a.m.
Status	sqorck	3/10/11 12:28 a.m.
Re: Status	jo	3/10/11 1:01 a.m.
Re: My apologies	ThePhoenixAeon	3/9/11 8:03 p.m.
Re: My apologies	arbitersaids	3/9/11 8:12 p.m.
Re: Covenant	Hive	3/9/11 8:15 p.m.
Re: Covenant	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 8:51 p.m.
Re: Covenant	Hive	3/9/11 8:56 p.m.
Re: Covenant	Arithmomaniac	3/9/11 9:15 p.m.
An unofficial advisory warning	Hive	3/9/11 9:34 p.m.
Re: An unofficial advisory warning	Dielectric	3/9/11 10:26 p.m.
Re: An unofficial advisory warning	ISitInA	3/9/11 10:55 p.m.
Re: An unofficial advisory warning	Twitch	3/10/11 12:16 a.m.
Re: An unofficial advisory warning	ZackDark	3/10/11 12:40 a.m.
Re: An unofficial advisory warning	JPJ007	3/10/11 1:05 a.m.
Re: An unofficial advisory warning	ThePhoenixAeon	3/10/11 7:52 p.m.
Re: An unofficial advisory warning	Time Glitch	3/10/11 11:55 p.m.
Only 43rd annual celebration?	ruwe_44	3/10/11 11:28 a.m.
Re: Covenant	SonGoharotto	3/10/11 7:52 p.m.
Re: My apologies	thereIwasn't	3/9/11 9:22 p.m.
Re: E21A9.6411A.7	Schooly D	3/9/11 4:17 p.m.
Re: E21A9.6411A.7	caleb ex nihilo	3/9/11 5:24 p.m.
Re: E21A9.6411A.7	Firemist	3/9/11 5:54 p.m.
Re: E21A9.6411A.7	Hyokin	3/9/11 7:09 p.m.
DEFIANT ?	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 5:46 p.m.
Re: DEFIANT ?	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 6:25 p.m.
Re: E21A9.6411A.7	Stephen L. (SoundEffect)	3/9/11 6:10 p.m.
I'm not going to lie...	padraig08	3/9/11 6:41 p.m.
Good dialogue, if nothing else. *NM*	Duncan	3/9/11 4:31 p.m.
Notice the date 2612 ~60 years after the war... *NM*	ruwe_44	3/9/11 5:37 p.m.
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...	ChrisTheeCrappy	3/9/11 6:12 p.m.
Hmm, Lets see where this goes. *NM*	ElzarTheBam	3/9/11 6:16 p.m.
Isolated incident?	thereIwasn't	3/9/11 8:33 p.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	arbitersaids	3/9/11 8:38 p.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	thereIwasn't	3/9/11 8:49 p.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 8:53 p.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	thereIwasn't	3/9/11 8:59 p.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 9:02 p.m.
Some Insight	grantix	3/9/11 9:35 p.m.
Re: Some Insight	thereIwasn't	3/9/11 9:39 p.m.
Re: Some Insight	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 9:53 p.m.
Re: Some Insight	Harmanimus	3/10/11 1:00 a.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	Decommissioner	3/9/11 8:39 p.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	DEEP NNN	3/9/11 8:45 p.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	thereIwasn't	3/9/11 9:08 p.m.
Re: Isolated incident?	Raigns	3/9/11 10:56 p.m.
I'll try.. *NM*	sqorck	3/10/11 1:04 a.m.
I got one back!	sqorck	3/10/11 1:28 a.m.
I just sent "Hello, Hive is this you?" *NM*	sqorck	3/10/11 1:33 a.m.
Another	sqorck	3/10/11 1:43 a.m.
Re: Another	Raigns	3/10/11 2:32 p.m.
Acronym? What? Don't think so...	Duncan	3/10/11 7:52 a.m.
Re: Acronym? What? Don't think so...	thereIwasn't	3/10/11 9:35 a.m.
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...	LoneRanger 2.5	3/9/11 8:40 p.m.
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...	FyreWulff	3/10/11 2:53 a.m.
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...	ThePhoenixAeon	3/10/11 11:12 a.m.
Sent Chair a direct email	Carver	3/10/11 5:51 p.m.
Re: Sent Chair a direct email	Carver	3/10/11 6:12 p.m.
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...	sclamons	3/12/11 11:36 a.m.
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...	sclamons	3/12/11 10:46 p.m.
Re: Captain, not everybody is blowing you off...	Guywired	3/16/11 9:41 a.m.