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Re: So you're on Jilligan's Island: | |
Posted By: Hedgemony <hedgemony@live.com> | Date: 2/22/11 1:03 a.m. |
In Response To: So you're on a desert island: (Jillybean) Day 14, Hedgemony's journal. I've done it! I rigged up a coconut windmill, harnessed a local waterfall and made a hydroelectric coconut power station. I have power to the monitor that washed ashore from the wreckage of the Queen Bitch. Finally I'll be able to play my 360! Awesome. That news has made the unbearable weight of believing I would die here on this island easier to live with. Day 15. For twelve hours straight I have been playing around with wires and trying to get a picture on the monitor....no luck yet. Day 16. Still no luck getting the 360 operational. I did however make a new friend. I crudely carved a face into a coconut and I have given it a name. I call it Beckx. He keeps wanting me to get the 360 working so we can play Grifball. "That Grifball could be one of your relatives..." I joked to him. Beckx didn't kaugh. He just sat there with a hand controller beside him....staring at me to hurry up. Day 17. I've fucking done it. The 360 is up and running, the signal to the monitor is as clear as the blue skies above me. The only problem is I can only play one level of Halo. It seems to be stuck on The Silent Cartographer. No worries, mate. I love this level. The only drawback is that Beckx won't get his Grifball. He stares at me more intensely now, muttering "kill you, kill you, kill you...." I'm a little worried. Day 18. Damn those Hunters are awesome. Look at the architecture. Those Forerunners knew what they were doing, that's for sure. I may build my hut in a Forerunner style just to test their designs out. I don't know where Beckx is. The hand controller is in the spot he was last, but he is gone. I hope he comes back soon. Day 19. It's pouring rain outside. I moved the 360 into my hut where it would be safe. I can't help but replay the beach landing over and over again. This level is too much fun. I killed a marine and they all opened fire on me. I high tailed it in a hog and every time I circle the island they shoot at me as I drive past honking my horn. Awesome. Day 20. Beckx attacked me. It's hard to write in the journal, as he has broken my fingers. I am writing with my toes. I used to paint Christmas Cards with my feet when I was younger. I'd sell them at markets. I was a local celebrity. But that Beckx....I don't know if he'll be back. He said he would be before running away screaming "GRIFBALL GRIFBALL GRIFBALL!" He has gone mad. Day 21. Beckx Journal. That bastard Hedge. He brought the wrong Halo game. I told him, I said, "Bring Reach with you, numbskull" but he didn't listen. You should of seen his face last night when I went into the hut and woke him up by spraying coconut milk into his stupid sleeping face. I damn well near drowned him. Hahaha. What a douche. I yelled at him, "You deprived me of my Grifball so here's a little something I call the Beckx Bukkake." And I gave him a spray. Now Halo is mine. All mine. Hedge ran away like the bitch he is into the night yelling, "This isn't the last you've seen of me! I will have my revenge, I will have my Halo!" Sure you will, oddstralian. Sure you will. -Beckx-O-Nut.
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