In Response To: I can hap you. (topleybird)
: I fight to survive! KUMITE!
Bloodsport is my favorite movie of all time. So bad its good. Kickboxer and Lion Hart are close behind.
: Good luck! I've never been in a tournament but I've watched loads of bad
: martial arts films, so here's what you should do: set up an uneasy
: alliance with your friend where you make sure you whittle the player list
: down to just you two, and then you duke it out for first and second place.
: Watch out for a shocking second-act betrayal! But don't worry, you're down
: but not out—after some kind of vaguely defined spiritual awakening you'll
: find the strength within (insert)Van Damme split whilist throwing an uppercut to crotch area of your enemy as they charge you to overcome your former friend's brutal technique.
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