Hey all, I posted this on Bungie.net in response to someone else's "The Twelve Days of Christmas" spinoff. I'm sure it's been done to death, but here's my version, re-fitted with some [i]Halo 3[/i] knowledge:
On the first day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
The final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the second day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the third day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the fourth day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the fifth day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
five Warthog passengers,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the sixth day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
six flying Banshees,
five Warthog passengers,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the se7enth day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
seven standing columns,
six flying Banshees,
five Warthog passengers,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the eighth day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
eight bouncing frags,
seven standing columns,
six flying Banshees,
five Warthog passengers,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the ninth day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
nine SPARTAN variants,
eight bouncing 'nades,
seven standing columns,
six flying Banshees,
five Warthog passengers,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
on the tenth day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
ten fraggers fragging,
nine SPARTAN variants,
eight bouncing 'nades,
seven standing columns,
six flying Banshees,
five Warthog passengers,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the eleventh day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
eleven map glitches,
ten fraggers fragging,
nine SPARTAN variants,
eight bouncing 'nades,
seven standing columns,
six flying Banshees,
five Warthog passengers,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
On the twelfth day of Halo,
Bungie gave to me,
twelve charging Brutes,
eleven map glitches,
ten fraggers fragging,
nine SPARTAN variants,
eight bouncing 'nades,
seven standing columns,
six flying Banshees,
five Warthog passengers,
four sniper rounds,
three barking Grunts,
two civilian 'Hogs,
and the final chapter in an epic trilogy!
If you think reading it was fun, try singing it aloud with a buddy. :) I'll do my best to get an audible version up on YouTube some time soon. I won't promise that it'll be pretty, but hilarious nonetheless. Enjoy!
- Nox
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