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Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants" | |
Posted By: Black Guard <jacobbrett@hotmail.com> | Date: 2/23/07 8:08 p.m. |
In Response To: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants" (Jordan117) : I was digging through some old B.net stuff and found this gem of a thread: : Halo and pants . Basically, the idea was to take quotes from the Haloverse : and replace key words with the word "pants", to high-larious : effect. There are actually a lot more great quotes out there than you'd : think. Some of the best ones I came up with: Arbiter: "They fled, : as we set fire to their pants." : Prophet of Truth: "Soon the Great Journey will begin. But when it
: Sgt. Johnson: "You done with my boy here, Master Gunns? I don't see
: Lord Hood: "Pants me." : Fleet Admiral Harper: "We are engaging the pants..." : Master Gunns: "Get the hell out of my pants, split-lip!" : Cortana: "The message just repeats: 'Pants, pants, pants...'" : Sgt. Johnson: "We got Jackals in the pants!" : Tartarus: "Noble Prophets of Truth and Mercy, I have brought the
: Elite Commander: "What lunacy! He'll never escape this maelstrom in a
: Prophet of Truth: "For the Sacred Icon has been found. With it, our
: Prophet of Truth: "Let no warrior forget his oath: 'Thou, in faith,
: Prophet of Truth: "With my blessing, the Brutes now lead the fleets.
: Cortana: "I guess they never expected a hostile intelligence to
: Arbiter: "I must get inside the pants."
: Feel free to add your own. I'm sure there's a huge untapped potential in
It's funnier if you replace everything with wang. :P
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