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Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"
Posted By: Black Guard <jacobbrett@hotmail.com>Date: 2/23/07 8:08 p.m.

In Response To: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants" (Jordan117)


: I was digging through some old B.net stuff and found this gem of a thread:
: Halo and pants . Basically, the idea was to take quotes from the Haloverse
: and replace key words with the word "pants", to high-larious
: effect. There are actually a lot more great quotes out there than you'd
: think. Some of the best ones I came up with: Arbiter: "They fled,
: as we set fire to their pants."

: Prophet of Truth: "Soon the Great Journey will begin. But when it
: does, the weight of your pants will stay your feet, and you will be left
: behind."

: Sgt. Johnson: "You done with my boy here, Master Gunns? I don't see
: any pants."

: Lord Hood: "Pants me."

: Fleet Admiral Harper: "We are engaging the pants..."

: Master Gunns: "Get the hell out of my pants, split-lip!"

: Cortana: "The message just repeats: 'Pants, pants, pants...'"

: Sgt. Johnson: "We got Jackals in the pants!"

: Tartarus: "Noble Prophets of Truth and Mercy, I have brought the
: pants."
: Prophet of Truth: "You may leave, Tartarus."
: Tartarus: "But I thought--"
: Prophet of Truth: "And take your pants with you."
: Tartarus (sullenly) : "Release the pants."

: Elite Commander: "What lunacy! He'll never escape this maelstrom in a
: Banshee. Wait... the pants!"

: Prophet of Truth: "For the Sacred Icon has been found. With it, our
: path is clear - our entry into the Divine Pants guaranteed!"

: Prophet of Truth: "Let no warrior forget his oath: 'Thou, in faith,
: shall keep us safe, whilst we find the pants.'"

: Prophet of Truth: "With my blessing, the Brutes now lead the fleets.
: They ask for your pants, and you shall give them."

: Cortana: "I guess they never expected a hostile intelligence to
: penetrate their pants from the inside!"

: Arbiter: "I must get inside the pants."
: Elite Commander: "Then mount up Arbiter. I know a way to break those
: pants."

: Feel free to add your own. I'm sure there's a huge untapped potential in
: Halo:CE, not to mention some of the new Halo 3 dialogue...

It's funnier if you replace everything with wang. :P


Message Index




Replies:

"They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Jordan117 2/23/07 9:59 a.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"SF Legend 2/23/07 10:08 a.m.
           Multiplayer Voice: "Pants Captured" *NM*DanteThePoet 2/23/07 10:30 a.m.
                 Pants-tacular! *NM*zugy 2/23/07 10:59 a.m.
                       Pants-aminjaro?! *NM*Chryton 2/23/07 12:17 p.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"The More Deluded 2/23/07 10:43 a.m.
           Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"The More Deluded 2/23/07 6:06 p.m.
                 Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Peptuck 2/23/07 10:13 p.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"zugy 2/23/07 11:03 a.m.
           Any sign of the pants...tucsonbatman 2/23/07 11:31 a.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Mister Froggy 2/23/07 12:22 p.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Peptuck 2/23/07 2:01 p.m.
           Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Peptuck 2/23/07 2:13 p.m.
                 love the grand finale *NM*the Light Show 2/23/07 2:17 p.m.
                 Perfection... *NM*Jordan117 2/23/07 2:35 p.m.
                 grand finale- that should be in shirt form *NM*The More Deluded 2/23/07 2:39 p.m.
                       Giggity-giggity ;) *NM* *NM*DangerousHippo 2/23/07 3:43 p.m.
                 Gold man. Gold. *NM*Endbringer 2/23/07 3:28 p.m.
                 Two BetraylsSpec ops Grunt 2/23/07 4:12 p.m.
                 Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Seething_Hatred_of_the_Void 2/25/07 7:29 p.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Dojorkan 2/23/07 4:35 p.m.
           Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"The More Deluded 2/23/07 4:48 p.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Rosco-128 2/23/07 5:12 p.m.
     "Take my pants, Arbiter!"Baratos 2/23/07 5:25 p.m.
     More pants? Splendid! I would be happy to assist.. *NM*xenøs 2/23/07 5:49 p.m.
           Best Thread. Ever.MasterChief2829 2/23/07 6:27 p.m.
                 Agreed.DangerousHippo 2/23/07 6:49 p.m.
                 Tons more linesMasterChief2829 2/23/07 6:53 p.m.
                       Grunt lines are funny - "I get his pants" *NM*tucsonbatman 2/24/07 12:39 p.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"7he grunt w/a plasma pistol 2/23/07 6:50 p.m.
           Thanks, Chief. I owe you Pants. *NM* *NM*MasterChief2829 2/23/07 6:54 p.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Sparkypinball 2/23/07 7:14 p.m.
           Entire Thread: Total lolz *NM*Major Silva 2/23/07 7:41 p.m.
     Wort wort pants.jdogmoney 2/23/07 8:03 p.m.
           Re: Wort wort pants.The More Deluded 2/24/07 11:54 a.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Black Guard 2/23/07 8:08 p.m.
           Comedy-wise...jdogmoney 2/23/07 9:51 p.m.
           Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Dojorkan 2/23/07 11:18 p.m.
           Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"The More Deluded 2/24/07 11:58 a.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Rosco-128 2/23/07 9:12 p.m.
           Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"DangerousHippo 2/24/07 3:22 a.m.
     You go on ahead, Chief. We'll secure these pants. *NM*tucsonbatman 2/24/07 12:45 p.m.
     Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"Coweh 2/24/07 4:41 p.m.
           Re: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants"The More Deluded 2/24/07 4:46 p.m.
                 The Pants of Autumn...Cthulhu117 2/24/07 5:39 p.m.
     This is all that's left of my pantsRockslider 2/25/07 12:26 p.m.
           or pronounce 'route' *NM*The More Deluded 2/25/07 1:09 p.m.
                 Aluminum anyone? *NM*Rox 2/25/07 1:34 p.m.
                       or the dreaded... monty python *NM*The More Deluded 2/25/07 1:35 p.m.
                             Re: or the dreaded... monty pythonDangerousHippo 2/26/07 2:09 p.m.
                                   Re: or the dreaded... monty pythonThe More Deluded 2/26/07 2:15 p.m.
           Re: This is all that's left of my pantsjdogmoney 2/25/07 2:08 p.m.
                 Re: This is all that's left of my pantsRockslider 2/25/07 5:32 p.m.



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