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"They fled, as we set fire to their pants" | |
Posted By: Jordan117 | Date: 2/23/07 9:59 a.m. |
I was digging through some old B.net stuff and found this gem of a thread: Halo and pants. Basically, the idea was to take quotes from the Haloverse and replace key words with the word "pants", to high-larious effect. There are actually a lot more great quotes out there than you'd think. Some of the best ones I came up with: Arbiter: "They fled, as we set fire to their pants." Prophet of Truth: "Soon the Great Journey will begin. But when it does, the weight of your pants will stay your feet, and you will be left behind." Sgt. Johnson: "You done with my boy here, Master Gunns? I don't see any pants." Lord Hood: "Pants me." Fleet Admiral Harper: "We are engaging the pants..." Master Gunns: "Get the hell out of my pants, split-lip!" Cortana: "The message just repeats: 'Pants, pants, pants...'" Sgt. Johnson: "We got Jackals in the pants!" Tartarus: "Noble Prophets of Truth and Mercy, I have brought the pants."
Elite Commander: "What lunacy! He'll never escape this maelstrom in a Banshee. Wait... the pants!" Prophet of Truth: "For the Sacred Icon has been found. With it, our path is clear - our entry into the Divine Pants guaranteed!" Prophet of Truth: "Let no warrior forget his oath: 'Thou, in faith, shall keep us safe, whilst we find the pants.'" Prophet of Truth: "With my blessing, the Brutes now lead the fleets. They ask for your pants, and you shall give them." Cortana: "I guess they never expected a hostile intelligence to penetrate their pants from the inside!" Arbiter: "I must get inside the pants."
Feel free to add your own. I'm sure there's a huge untapped potential in Halo:CE, not to mention some of the new Halo 3 dialogue...
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