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Truly a fable for the ages. Here's another one.
Posted By: Forensic <boyd@wam.umd.edu>	Date: 10/22/00 11:38 a.m.
In Response To: Poor little kitty..... (Pumpkinhead) > Hello everyone. > Pumpkinhead here with another tale of woe. > There once was a time when Halo was alive and energetic, like a > little kitty cat. And everyone thought the kitty would grow up > to be a lion and devour the competition. > But one day the kitty was left at the door of a company in > Redmond. It roamed the halls and got lost. No one noticed when > the little kitty curled up in the corner and didn't move.....for > 12 months. > Eventually someone kicked the kitty and said "wake > up". But the little kitty was dead. And it stunk. > Finally, someone got a shovel and scraped the little kitty off > the floor and threw it in a trash dumpster out back. > No one ever spoke of the little kitty again. > ------- > The End Matt Soell looked up from his web browser with a startled look on his face. He stood up, slowly. "Hey Jason," he said, leaning over his cubicle wall. "Mmmm... what?" said Jason Jones as he disengaged his mind from the coding he had been deep in. "I've got some bad news. Someone on the HBO forums named Pumpkinhead says that Halo is dead." "It IS?" Jason was as shocked as Matt. "Are you SURE?" "God's honest truth," replied Matt with a heavy note in his voice. "That's what it says." "Well, good Christ," Jason leaned back, stunned. "Why have we been spending so much time working on it if it's actually dead? Nobody told US." "Beats me," said Matt. "Let's go to the beach." THE END

Message Index

Poor little kitty.....	Pumpkinhead	10/22/00 4:11 a.m.
Re: Poor little kitty.....	Evil Bastard	10/22/00 6:37 a.m.
YES, BURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!! (nt)	Red Hot Ryan	10/23/00 12:58 a.m.
Re: Poor little kitty.....	SD	10/23/00 11:41 a.m.
um...wh0r3?	Psyrixx	10/23/00 12:12 p.m.
Re: um...wh0r3?	SD	10/23/00 4:58 p.m.
Re: um...wh0r3?	mattd	10/23/00 7:16 p.m.
Mistakes	Eh?	10/23/00 2:16 p.m.
Re: Mistakes	SD	10/23/00 4:55 p.m.
Re: Mistakes	mnemesis	10/23/00 5:53 p.m.
Re: Mistakes	Psyrixx	10/23/00 9:45 p.m.
Re: Mistakes	David Bricker	10/24/00 8:38 a.m.
Re: Mistakes	Daniel M. Kane	10/24/00 9:41 p.m.
Un poquito más	Daniel M. Kane	10/24/00 9:44 p.m.
Re: Poor little kitty.....	Forensic	10/23/00 5:05 p.m.
lol	David Bricker	10/24/00 8:28 a.m.
Sigh...	nexZ	10/22/00 10:37 a.m.
Truly a fable for the ages. Here's another one.	Forensic	10/22/00 11:38 a.m.
Re: Poor little kitty.....	Capn Crunch	10/22/00 11:53 a.m.
Another better fable:	Mark Levin	10/22/00 12:59 p.m.
Re: Another better fable:	Oscar	10/24/00 4:23 a.m.
Is someone going to ban this dude for trolling -nt	MercilessKK	10/22/00 2:04 p.m.
The Monkey and the Hippopotamus	Matt	10/22/00 2:26 p.m.
Re: The Monkey and the Hippopotamus	mattd	10/22/00 5:44 p.m.
Re: The Monkey and the Hippopotamus	fatboy18	10/22/00 11:54 p.m.
well, yes - that goes without saying (nt)	Darth Oosha	10/24/00 9:29 a.m.
LOL!! -nt	MercilessKK	10/22/00 6:48 p.m.
Bungie Bungie Bungie Bungie Bungie Bungie Bungie	(the)Street Mime	10/22/00 9:51 p.m.
Re: LOL	mnemesis	10/22/00 9:52 p.m.
An old South African proverb	David Bricker	10/23/00 10:26 a.m.
If it ain't about WALLHUGGING Hippos, I don't care	Xian	10/24/00 1:34 p.m.
"*whine whine bitch whine*"	nexZ	10/24/00 1:59 p.m.
Because thats what he gets paid for (nt)	Orlando the Axe	10/24/00 8:04 p.m.
Re: Poor little kitty.....	Michael Watson	10/24/00 9:32 a.m.