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Bravo, sir!
Posted By: Mr. Mechanical <mechanical6@hotmail.com>Date: 9/25/03 4:57 p.m.

In Response To: MC Plumber (Wado SG)

: Someone has left the water on in the basement and now it is flooding.

: 343 GS: "Greetings, I am 343 GS the building manager. I see you were
: knocking the stuffing out of the ones that left the water on. You also
: tried to pump some of the water out of the basement, and you are wearing
: that tool belt and the those pants that show your butt crack when you bend
: down. You sir must be the plumber."

: MC: "Whatever, just tell me where the problem is."

: 343 GS: "Right this way, I really need your assistance."

: MC: "Cool, this building has an elevator. What is it you need?"

: 343 GS: "Surely you know what I need, you are the plumber. Although your
: tool belt has tools from last century, I recommend you get some modern
: ones."

: MC: "You got better tools than these, excellent."

: 343 GS: "You are a good planner, plumber. When the flood overflows into
: the sewers, those rubber gloves you have will protect you from
: bacteria."

: MC: "Oh yeah, what are we doing again?"

: 343 GS: "We are retrieving the key to the basement water room. The
: utility company keeps the room locked up except for emergencies. No one is
: supposed to go down there otherwise."

: MC: "Got the key, let's go."

: 343 GS: "Not so fast, I better carry that key. You might lose it."

: MC: "Wow another cool elevator ride. I wish I had one of these at home
: so I wouldn't have to run upstairs everytime I'm watching the game and the
: doorbell rings."

: 343 GS: "Alright, here is the key, now open the door to the water
: room."

: Cortana: "Give me that key. Where have you been MC? I'm been cooking and
: cleaning all day and you've been out with this buddy of yours fooling
: around. He's no friend, if all he does is go out drinking with you."

: MC: "We didn't go out drinking, Cortana."

: 343 GS: "A woman in the house. Don't you know that this is an exclusive
: males only club here. Now give me that key or I will..."

: Cortana: "You will do what, wimp. Come on over here and I'll show you
: some grrl power."

: 343 GS: "Eeek, she's tough. Okay, plumber you do it. Open the door and
: turn off the water."

: MC: "Err... no."

: 343 GS: "Why do you hesitate to do what you already have done? When I
: called your company and spoke to YOU the plumber, you asked me if I would
: turn off the water. Having considerable time to ponder this (boy your
: service sucks plumber), my answer has not changed. I mean the last time
: this happened the plumber came and turned off the water."

: Cortana: "MC, if you turn off the water here, the pressure in the pipes
: will cause a leak elsewhere, flooding homes all over the city."

: MC: "Is this true?"

: 343 GS: "Technically, the leaks will only be a few blocks radius, but as
: more water is forced into the pipes to compensate for the loss of
: pressure, other leaks will follow until this whole city is quite devoid of
: dry land. But since this building is on a hill, we will be dry."

: MC: "Cortana, let's get out of here."

: 343 GS: "Give me that key you traitor. You call yourself a
: plumber!"

: Cortana: "Right MC, but we need to buy some time so that 343 GS doesn't
: find a way to pick the lock to the water room before we can cut off the
: water from the source."

: etc... I think you get the idea.

: Cheers

This explains A LOT. Hilarious, I love it. You should rewrite the whole story this way.


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Replies:

Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Vanillathunder 9/25/03 10:47 a.m.
     Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Hikaru-119 9/25/03 12:23 p.m.
     Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Infantier 9/25/03 12:25 p.m.
           Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Vanillathunder 9/25/03 1:33 p.m.
                 Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Sep7imus [subnova] 9/25/03 1:39 p.m.
                       Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Vanillathunder 9/25/03 1:42 p.m.
                 Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Mr. Mechanical 9/25/03 2:44 p.m.
                       Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Surrept 9/25/03 3:01 p.m.
                             Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Vanillathunder 9/25/03 3:15 p.m.
                 Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Surrept 9/25/03 2:47 p.m.
                       Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Vanillathunder 9/25/03 3:17 p.m.
                 Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?that guy over there who smiles just a bit too wide 9/26/03 5:41 p.m.
           Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Druff 9/27/03 4:01 a.m.
                 Re: Reading TOO much into Guilty Spark?Druff 9/27/03 4:07 a.m.
     MC PlumberWado SG 9/25/03 3:43 p.m.
           Bravo, sir!Mr. Mechanical 9/25/03 4:57 p.m.
           Damn you!mnemesis 9/25/03 5:40 p.m.
                 Nooooooo, I'm sorry I won't do it again... :) *NM*Wado SG 9/25/03 5:50 p.m.
           That is hilariousMiguel Chavez 9/25/03 7:09 p.m.
           Hysterical... not to mention insightful :) *NM*Finn 9/25/03 11:51 p.m.
           Exceptionally cool! :) *NM*Tursas 9/26/03 12:21 p.m.
           good job.HipboyScott 9/26/03 3:05 p.m.
                 Re: Thanks allWado SG 9/26/03 3:41 p.m.
           Teh golden comedy! *NM*Jamirus99 9/26/03 3:34 p.m.
           MC Plumber in haloothat guy over there who smiles just a bit too wide 9/26/03 5:28 p.m.
           Re: MC Plumberthat guy over there who smiles just a bit too wide 9/26/03 6:42 p.m.
                 Re: MC Plumbermeleeman 9/26/03 8:28 p.m.



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