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hey, wait just a .......minute
Posted By: vshields ash <vshields@berkshire.net>	Date: 8/23/03 5:18 p.m.
In Response To: Guess you had to be there to appriciate the humor (Skavenger) : So there I was dominating the local LAN of 10 year olds at Lava Ridge : elementary, when one asked me a question. : Jimmy:"Why don't they make a Halo movie" : I stuttered with ramblings of "It's complicated...... their isn't enough : interest..." bla bla bla. I made it sound good though. : He thought to himself for awhile with a little disappointment on his face, : then said... : Jimmy:"Well, they made a movie of Mortal Kombat? The movie freakin' : sucked, and the game blows ass compared to Halo. : My eyes got real wide : Jimmy's Mom:"JIMMY!I don't ever want you to say things like that again! : You see what this game ahs done to your mouth?!" : Me:"Maam, He didn't learn that language from anything related to Halo. : Halo doesn't use that sort of language and I personally hope they never : do. I believe that janitor who just walked by might have said something : along those lines." : I looked at her out of the corner of my eye, and her cross look let me know : she didn't believe me. : Jimmy:"I didn't hear the janitor say that! I heard it from YOU! You said : that, "The sniper rifle freakin' sucks", then you said that : "Boarding Action blows ass". : Me:"He he he he (with his mother drawing near) No son, I said Your good : with that sniper rifle...your really causin' a ruckus. He he he " : Jimmy's Mom:"So he learned it from you! I knew Halo was bad!" : Me:"What? I am not Halo, I have nothing to do with Halo. I don't even : have anything to do with Bungie period!" : She was angrily gathering up Jimmy and heading for the parking lot. : Me:(following them)"Bungie hates me, they won't return my calls either. : Don't blame them please!" : Following her out to the car. : Jimmy's Mom:"He is done with Halo, and that stupid web site of yours : where all they do is talk about Halo, ruin kids Xboxes, and make them : spend hours looking for things that don't exist. They are all liars and : hurtfull people there!!!" : Me:"WAIT! That isn't my site. I don't even go there anymore, and those : guys who lie and deceive the innocent newcombers....? Well, maam', that : makes me madder than a hornets nest in a rainstorm!" : She paused. : Me:"You see, that's why I come to these events and play with the young : children. I feel it is my responsibility to help protect them against the : people who would do them harm amd be those people you and I hate so : much." : Jimmy's Mom:"I'm sorry, I guess I should thank you. My son loves to play : Halo, I just don't want him corrupted" : Me:"Apology accepted. Just for the record, that site is called HBO, and : is not mine. The guy who runs it won't evn use his real name there. They : don't even like me there, mostly because I am the lone voice of reason : that tries to keep fairness and honesty in every thread. Now, may Jimmy : join us for more gaming?" : Jimmy's Mom:"Of course....run along Jimmy, and have a nice time." : We sat back down to play. the other kids drew away from the glass where they : had been watching it all unfold. : GarY:"Dude, I thought you were sooooo gonna go home with an F**kn ass : kickin'!" : Bob:"Good thing Skav was there to save your punk ass!" : jeff:"No doubt, you had your balls in a sling and your mom had the knife : out!" : Jimmy:" Well Skav, I say you spot me 10 kills or I tell her how full of : shit you are and she kicks your ass?" : The same came from the whole group. : Me:"How about this? You all spot me some kills, and go get me lunch or I : tell her and all your parents myself how full of shit I am and YOU ALL GO : HOME WITH NO MORE HALO til your each 22 years old... ha ha ha ha!!? : The whole room filled with laughter and praise........all except for Jimmy's : mom who had walked back in and heard everything. : sk-out : P.S."Don't start a new thread!" you lied to us. i can tell. my armour has black shit all over it ! ;) ash

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Guess you had to be there to appriciate the humor	Skavenger	8/23/03 5:08 p.m.
Nice Skav, nice... *NM*	The MorningStar	8/23/03 5:13 p.m.
hey, wait just a .......minute	vshields ash	8/23/03 5:18 p.m.
Re: Guess you had to be there to appriciate the hu	gmand38	8/23/03 5:58 p.m.
Honestly? I just wrote that on the fly, was it ok? *NM*	Skavenger	8/23/03 7:31 p.m.
It was damn funny, keep it up! *NM*	KP	8/24/03 12:29 a.m.
Re: Guess you had to be there to appriciate the hu	Vid Boi	8/23/03 8:01 p.m.
Re: Guess you had to be there to appriciate the hu	dogchow33	8/23/03 8:32 p.m.
Re: Guess you had to be there to appriciate the hu	Break Point	8/23/03 10:40 p.m.
Re: Guess you had to be there to appriciate the hu	dogchow33	8/23/03 11:16 p.m.
Re: Guess you had to be there to appriciate the hu	Break Point	8/23/03 11:43 p.m.
Re: Guess you had to be there to appriciate the hu	dogchow33	8/23/03 11:51 p.m.