Yes, well, i hate to be a little rain on your parade.

Zarquon Industries is a multi-quintillion blamgarblian dollar megacorp who is actually the puppetmaster behind Micrsoft, Apple, linux, and bungie, but I digress. I have already taken over the world, you have yet to find out. I will be there at the Fanfest, and I will defeat #CP# single handedly with a massive army of sausage launchers, called bill. You will perish at the hands of greasy, spicy, sentient, italian sausage. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH (note, proper "Ive already taken over the world" laugh, notice the Bwa* instead of Muh*, muh is a has more of a mad scienctist flavor to it).

Fear My long sentences and small apostrophes. Fear my almost witty comebacks.
Fear the lameness to which I post to this forum.
_FEAR_